Brunettes are weird, blondes are strange
Though both of these are prone to change
Tall gals are big, short gals are small
and both of these can’t change at all
Names with E and names with K (or J)
indicate queerness in every way
Some noses are fat and some are slim
and some may stick out past your limb
your feet may be long, your feet may be short
but my records say this is no import
The type of your hair is a sign
but if it is straight you are quite fine
But if curls and ringlets riddle your hair
it means you’ve sat in the electric chair
But back to my point, you’ll want to know
where all this info is meant to go
when mixed together and destined to meet
nothing can ever be half as sweet! - Ely Sawyer
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